Dealer
"Yo Char’eke! What’s good?” “Ayo, Jaquan. Jus’ waitin’ ta get out’a here.” “Word’a my motha ain’t all’a us, word’a my motha.” “Ay,...
The Business Trip
“You never said you were married.” “You never asked.” “I should think that’s one of the first things you would’ve mentioned.” “Not if I’m...
Brotherly Love
"So, like, in winter, do zombies freeze to death?" "No, idiot. Zombies are already dead. They can't die again." "Mom, Brady called me an...
Blackberry Picking
“Lord, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. What will I tell Miss Lurlene’s aunts when they come up here from New Orleans?” “You won’t have to...
A Bedtime Story
“Good night, sweetie. Sleep tight.” “Mum, I’m scared. Do you think the werewolves will get me tonight?” “Have you been watching scary...
Backbreed
“I haven’t seen you in here before. I'm a regular.” “Regular what?” “This is my regular bar, and I’m a regular guy.” “Good. I require a...