Condolence for a Cad
“Mary, I was so sorry to hear about your husband’s passing.” “Save your sympathy, Helen. George didn’t deserve it.” “Oh Mary, why would...
Obviously
"Hey, Chuckles. Still mad?" "Only when I think about it." "You overthink like a pro." "Well, now I'm thinking: what were you thinking?...
Inoculation Card
“Passport?” “Oui.” “Visa?” “Oui, it’s in the passport.” “Inoculation card?” “Hmm?” “Vaccination card?” “I don’t have it.” “You must...
Brief Encounter
"Ooh hello. Fancy seeing you here Mrs er …" "Clancy." "Mrs Clancy." "Ann Clancy." "Ann Clancy. Fancy that … going into town?" "No, I’m...
Voitex's Poison
“Why do you call it poison and only make batches on April 1st, Voitex?” “Grandmother Voitex started name. Everyone continue to call it...