Twins
“I hate everyone looking at me like I’m broken. I’m not. I’m fine.” “You don’t have to bottle the pain up. She was your twin sister,...
Another Theory of Relativity
“Bert here’s the smartest dog ever.” “Sez you.” “That’s why I named him after Einstein.” “How’d you get Bert outta that?” “Bert as in...
Vicodin Crack
“I wants my Vicodins, and I wants them now.” “I understand. Unfortunately, the pharmacist can’t fill your prescription now, though.” “Why...
Green Yolk
"Why is this egg green?" "It's just the yolk, dear." "Yolks aren't supposed to be green." "You know how the yolk can mix with other...