Returns
"This is the returns department?" "That's what it says on the sign on the wall behind me, so I guess that's what it is." "Well then, I...
You Gotta Have Faith
“Say that again, Jim.” “That way we’ll know the kind of person we’re hiring.’” “Are you sure you’ll know?” “Certainly. You don’t have to...
Gifted
"Hold out your hands, and close your eyes." "What's this about?" "It's a surprise. Close your eyes, please." "Joe, you bought me a gift?...
Black Comedy
“Hello and welcome to Lithium Media. My name’s Soki and I will be your call advisor for today. How can I help you?” “Hi. I’ve just moved...