Telemarketer
“Hello, is this the lady of the house?” “No, this is Tammie.” “Is your mommy or daddy home?” “Mommy is.” “Can you go get her?” “No, she’s...
Hell Melted a Sovereign’s Crown
“Summer in the South is worse than a grill at full blast, especially this time of the day. At twelve noon, no divine hand is goin’ to...