Immaterial Graffiti
“You’re late.” “Late? You’re damn lucky I came at all. I don’t take kindly to a perfunctory summons, especially at this hour.” “You’re...


Another Theory of Relativity
“Bert here’s the smartest dog ever.” “Sez you.” “That’s why I named him after Einstein.” “How’d you get Bert outta that?” “Bert as in...
