Hands
“Hey – I didn’t think you’d be back so soon.” “Yeah, it was…it was quiet.” “Good night?” “It was all right.” “What’s wrong?” “Nothing’s...
Improve Your Coat
“Sasha, come here, dear. I need your help. I can’t read this small type. How do they expect to market stuff that’s written so small?”...
Condolence for a Cad
“Mary, I was so sorry to hear about your husband’s passing.” “Save your sympathy, Helen. George didn’t deserve it.” “Oh Mary, why would...
Obviously
"Hey, Chuckles. Still mad?" "Only when I think about it." "You overthink like a pro." "Well, now I'm thinking: what were you thinking?...
Inoculation Card
“Passport?” “Oui.” “Visa?” “Oui, it’s in the passport.” “Inoculation card?” “Hmm?” “Vaccination card?” “I don’t have it.” “You must...
Voitex's Poison
“Why do you call it poison and only make batches on April 1st, Voitex?” “Grandmother Voitex started name. Everyone continue to call it...