Welcome to McDougal’s
“Welcome to McDougal’s. My name is Richard and I’ll be your server. What can I get for you today?” “Heifer burger with black cheese.”...
You're so special...
“Welcome! It’s so great to have another mom around to help with snacks, icepacks, and cheering on.” “Yeah. Thanks. I’m glad to be here....
Scared
“I’ve made roast chicken.” “I don’t like chicken. Not anymore. You know that.” “Okay, have pasta again. Whatever. I’m sick of trying to...
Millennial Breakup
“Did you even love me?” “Stop texting me.” “Tell me you never loved me.” “Of course I loved you, but it’s over.” “What am I supposed to...
Conversation Airport
“Attention, please. Will passenger Mrs. A. L. Henson please report to the Information Desk?” “I'm A. L. Henson.” “Excuse me. I'm A. L....
Cooperation
“What law are we actually breaking? Or is it laws, plural?” “That’s the last bloody thing we have to worry about.” “I’d put it first,...